CyborgShave 4000

CyborgShave 4000: The Razor That'll Make Your Old One Jealous

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Still using a "normal" razor? Pity me. It's time to upgrade—or remain a loser.
Attractive Promise:

The CyborgShave 4000 is the result of 4,000 hours of pure rage against mediocre razors. It doesn't shave—it obliterates hair. It doesn't recharge—it feeds on your determination. You'll never buy a razor again after this one (and your ex will regret leaving you).
Objection Handling (Brutal Version):

"It's expensive for a razor."
Your €5/day coffee is more expensive. At least the CyborgShave 4000 will never betray you.

"What if I don't like it?"
No risk. After trying it, your old razor will seem as useful as a sieve for navigating hell.
Use (For True Alphas):

Grip it like a weapon.

Unleash the apocalypse on your beard.

Look at your reflection and say: "Damn."

5 Key Benefits

⚡ Alien Alloy: Aluminum + ABS = indestructible, like your ego.
⚡ 6D Blades: 6 rotating blades that make hair cry.
⚡ Vengeance Battery: 1.5 hours of shaving, or 20 years of concentrated hatred.
⚡ Hellish Gradients: Black-silver to seduce, Blue-silver to mesmerize.
⚡ Waterproof: Because even cyborgs cry in the shower. What's Included:

📦 1 x CyborgShave 4000 (your new god)
📦 1 x Type-C Cable (to recharge your anger)
📦 1 x Cleaning Brush (to bury the debris of the past)
FAQ (Cash Answers):

Q: Does it hurt?
A: Only if you mistake your cheek for a cutting board.

Q: Does it work on hairy bodies?
A: Yes. But after use, you'll look like a cybernetic dolphin.
7-Day Guarantee:

If in 7 days you're not obsessed with your reflection, we'll refund your money. But we know you'll hide it from your friends for fear they'll steal it.

"CLICK HERE NOW or continue looking like an unshaven hobbit. Your choice."